the shrekening has begun.
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
Oh god yes. I needed that image. So nice.
Tokyo Ghoul: Touka Kirishima
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
the reason is different for everyone
this one’s mine tho, which is why i did my MVLPs instead of doing as many as possible
oooOOOh SENTIMENTAL get it away from me i worked too long on this ow my wrist (ilu)
things that are “rude”
- not letting a guy marry your daughter
- throwing out leftovers before offering to your friends first